Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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