The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
