I must be too annoying 4 u.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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