is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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