I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This baby is an asshole
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
