hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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