Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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