Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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