with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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