Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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