After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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