he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
this boner is exhausting
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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