Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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