My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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