Can Purell be used as lube?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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