oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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