Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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