Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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