U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Randomize
