I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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