On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I just found a bag of teeth...
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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