He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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