Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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