The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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