absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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