she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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