I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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