'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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