I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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