I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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