whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
