So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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