i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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