At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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