Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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