You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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