we have pet lesbian snakes
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Green mimosas i think yes
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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