she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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