After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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