Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
