Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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