so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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