I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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