well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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