Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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