"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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