careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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