Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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