I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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