sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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