Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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