Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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