another moral hangover. fuck.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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