Me. At least after what I've been through.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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