Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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